Thursday, 20 March 2014

Strings, (Hard Rock Harlots) - Kendall Grey

So I have been putting my sickness to go use and have been reading. Obviously can't go wrong when you have your head in a book. Not completely ideal situation, I'd much rather be healthy and reading in the quiet but really when you're the Mum of a 4 year old beggars can't be choosers.

I've been going through the books I have on my Kindle. My one click addiction is a sucker for sales and I managed to get a pile of books on stand by again. So it was definitely time to play a bit of catch up.

I picked up Strings a little while ago and thought it was a good time to start reading it yesterday.
Holy hot smut this book is hilarious.

Heads up with this book, I assume it's not for everyone as the warning says below. If interesting language isn't your thing (Curse words and alternative names for body parts) then you probably won't be into this book and I advise you stop reading here.

Strings


Ok so here is the warning that comes with the book - WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.

* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.

Synopsis - Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, “no strings attached” policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs “Shades” again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty’s shocked to discover she knows the competition’s new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he’s the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.

Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty’s Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren’t the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they’re bound to snap sooner or later

So of course after the warning and synopsis I could resist picking up. After reading it I'm so mad at myself for not picking it up earlier. 
As I said above, this book is hilarious!

With lines like 
“But by God, if I don’t get laid tonight, my cooter will go nuclear and wipe out a city block.” 
Our heroine Letty is definitely a colourful rocker with just as colourful language. She's more than that though, She's working hard for her dream and having to make sacrifices along the way. Mainly going on this tour with Killer Dixon. The history between the two bands with a couple of members put Letty into a difficult situation. Loyalties are definitely tested.

Shades is the man of the moment in this book. I love his trying to prove that he's more than his shallow upbringing. It's very much "Watch how I prove you wrong about me", which I love. Brings to mind to don't judge a book by it's cover. This boy though happens to have a pretty good looking cover.

Adding in the other band members into the mix you have a tour thats filled with chaos and a good dose of humor with a whole pile of dirty rocker smut thrown in for good measure.

I can't wait to pick up the next book Beats as soon as pay day comes round.

This book definitely has a place on my Rocker Books page.

Click here to find Strings on Amazon

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